What Chaps My Hide

April 25th, 2006General2 comments

…Is buying the wrong type of cartridge for my razor. That really sucks. I use a Mach 3 and I bought the wrong cartridges for it. Now I have to use my old Sensor razor.

The package branding of both cartridges looks fairly similar — they don’t make a huge effort to differentiate them. This makes me think that it’s all part of an evil scheme to trick the consumer into accidentally buying the wrong cartridge. Because you never know the cartridge won’t fit until you tear open the package. And that’s when you scream.

I think I’m going to go back to scraping my face with a saw blade.

And then play Swanee River (Old
Folks At Home) on it.

My new business cards are arriving on Wednesday, which means that I gotta scramble to find myself a new Business Card Holder — one of those little cases to carry your own cards in.

I’m hoping to find a plastic one because a metal one would scratch up all the other stuff in my bag. CB2 carries a perfect one but my teleportation device is broken so I can’t make it to Chicago in the next four days.

Actually, in general I’ve been consuming a lot lately. I bought a bunch of new shirts this weekend in an effort to look more like Hieu. People keep throwing bricks at my head so apparently I’m succeeding.

I also went to the Clinique counter for the first time in my life. I’m upscaling this mother!!

Also Hieu asked me to spread the word about this Project By Project / Asian Cinevision event tonight in New York City:

Where Dragon of Love (see top right) will be playing. It’s tonight at 6:30 – 9:30 EST, click here for more information.