How I Get My Ideas
Something tells me that there’s a stage play in here somewhere: The King of Cars
She’s cute but she’s a plagiarist, and for that she should be beaten with a bag of oranges. Plagiarists are worse lower on the chain of fecality than people who steal babies’ diapers for crack money, because doing that actually takes effort and planning.
My Work in Print
Year Zero
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Cowboy Versus Samurai
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this is not going to look good on her med school appliation.
Especially when her application is covered with juice and bits of orange pulp.
They should make orange juice that way, by beating up stupid people.