Giant Fucken Pocky

December 29th, 2006Blog0 comments

I got a lot of toys for Christmas this year: A Nerf dart launcher, a Robosapien, and some monkey-headed slippers. And then I got a box of this:

Giant Pocky.

It was from Rick. When I unwrapped it I experienced a sense of vertigo similar to what Alice must have felt when she ate the cake labeled “EAT ME”. I felt six sizes smaller than usual.

Each pocky from this box is like a chocolate-dipped baseball bat. Finally, pocky that can be used to club someone to death!