How I Get My Ideas

April 28, 2006 -- Tags: Recommended-Links, Recommended-News

Something tells me that there’s a stage play in here somewhere: The King of Cars

She’s cute but she’s a plagiarist, and for that she should be beaten with a bag of oranges. Plagiarists are worse lower on the chain of fecality than people who steal babies’ diapers for crack money, because doing [...]

My Children Will Be My Slaves

April 27, 2006 -- Tags: Asian-Americans-in-the-arts, Film-Programs, Tribeca-All-Access, Tribeca-Film-Festival

I have decided that when I reproduce (perhaps through binary fission) I will have exactly six children. I have already determined their future occupations:
One will be a lawyer in order to provide free legal advice to me at all times.
One will be a doctor in order to provide free health care. The [...]

When the Student is Ready, the Master Will Appear

April 26, 2006 -- Tags: Recommended-Books, Recommended-News

Frank Gehry is being tapped to revitalize downtown L.A.; I like his crazy metal-skinned architecture that fries sidewalks and looks all wafty and cool. I wonder if the new Guggenheim will ever become a reality.
For a long time I thought that if L.A. was granted a wide-ranging, high-speed subway it would become [...]

What Chaps My Hide

April 25, 2006 -- Tags: Dragon-of-Love, Recommended-News

…Is buying the wrong type of cartridge for my razor. That really sucks. I use a Mach 3 and I bought the wrong cartridges for it. Now I have to use my old Sensor razor.
The package branding of both cartridges looks fairly similar — they don’t make a huge [...]

Unphotogenic, Inappropriateness and Other Words That May Not Exist

April 24, 2006 -- Tags: Jesus, Recommended-News, Video-Games

I read Portal of Evil News sporadically during the day. But on Saturday every time I clicked on it, I was greeted with this:

The snarling visage of Condoleezza Rice.
Now, I applaud Condi and how far she has come on her own merits, but why is she so damn unphotogenic? [...]

Trailer

April 21, 2006 --

By the way, the Achievers trailer is now online if you want to be an early birdie and check it out.
We haven’t tested the site on PCs yet so it may be erratic. Just a fore-warning!