You Stole My Kidney
Yes, I did not shave my head. That was an april fool’s joke. However, attached is a computer simulation of what it would look like if I had:
I often wear lab coats with Chinese collars. My hair also hides the giant pulsating vein on the side of my head. This is the source of my telekinesis.
This morning I turned the prism slightly and it made everything work.
Currently feeling: Cryptically elated
My Work in Print
Year Zero
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Cowboy Versus Samurai
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where’s your xanga archives? i’m looking for an entry you wrote on japanese cultural malaise that springs from the disconnection of the people with their history…or something like that…you put it much more succinctly. How the government’s d non-apologetic and almost aggressive repression of the atrocities committed in pursuit of imperialism have stagnated the spirit and festered… resulting in social and cultural malaise…fucked up porn and octopus sex.
Yes i distinctly remember “octopus sex” being in your entry. Could I read it again, please?
ps. I’m going to Ghible museum nex week! soooo excited. i kno you’re excited for me/ i’ll tink of you when i see totoro!
Excellent on the Ghibli museum action! I would like a wooden Ghibli DVD player.
That japanese cultural malaise article is long gone. Too bad!
I got you some wooden Ghibli pencils..?