Iowa

December 30th, 2007Blog0 comments

Mitt Romney looks like the President in a movie where Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford is sworn to protect the President. Either that or he looks like the rival coach in a movie where Billy Bob Thornton is the coach of the worst NFL team in history. Either that or he looks like the kind of man who would pay to torture and kill a backpacker in Slovakia. From what I’ve read, he’s one of the richest of any of the candidates running, so if he loses, he can do that instead of growing a beard like Al Gore.

I have a pre-New Years ritual where I go out and buy a new wall calendar. It has to be of San Francisco.

I panicked a bit today when I couldn’t find one, but find one I did — hidden behind “JUST CORGIS”, which would have been a perfectly good backup. But tradition needed to be upheld. That’s why the Jewish people still thrive. Tradition!

Another pre-New Years ritual is to clean my apt. and also buy new shoes. And also get rid of last year’s dead bodies. And also clean out the fridge. The latter two things actually could be considered the same thing.

I got running again today after a week off for the holidays. My route was quiet, deserted. This is how I like it, although I would like it better if I was chasing a rabbit on a rail or a giant hamburger.