Mitt Romney looks like the President in a movie where Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford is sworn to protect the President. Either that or he looks like the rival coach in a movie where Billy Bob Thornton is the coach of the worst NFL team in history. Either that or he [...]

The Haul:
- Remote controlled minisub.
- Peter Griffin talking pen. (“Listen to my freakin’ sweet talking pen!”)
- Camouflage-patterned headwrap, just in time for the new Rambo.
- Human skull.
- Solid die-cast metal paperweight that reads, “Believe in your dreams.. They are ready and waiting to come true”. Perfect for smashing in someone’s skull.

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On Slaughterhouse Five: I have discovered a new book to add to my short list of favorites of all time. Don’t you love when that happens?
I’m now pretty curious about the movie. I have an idea in my mind of how they could have adapted this thing — I’d like to [...]