Bodice Ripping

January 16th, 2008Blog2 comments

iPhone Update: One great thing about the iPhone update is the button layout manager. There were way too many icons on the iPhone screen before. But now that I can shift some of them off screen and change the layout from what-Jobs-likes to what Mike likes, it’s a lot more usable. Also, the iPhone is much better at making me a better and more attractive person.

Full Disclosure: I have never used steroids, HGH, Creatine, or any performance enhancing drugs. Those who claim that I have are g*ddamned liars. I may look totally ripped and like I totally roid it up, but I don’t. This is au naturale.

Plagiarism: Great article here on a nature writer’s non-fiction writing being ripped off by a romance novelist.

This was bad enough with Kaavya Viswanathan’s wholesale lifting of others’ work in Opal Mehta; now whenever I read a trashy romance novel I gotta worry about author integrity? What’s next? This new David Mamet play bears an awful lot of resemblance to a thing I saw on icanhascheezburger?

“I CAN HAS RESPECT MOTHERFUCKER? RESPECT. RESPECT. I CAN HAS IT?!”