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This is the best election season ever! Full of colorful explosions, gaffes, and delicious, delicious moments.
Story of the day: An innocent female McCain campaign worker is taking money out of the ATM machine when she is mugged by an evil black man! He sees that she’s a McCain supporter and in a fit of rage, carves a B into her face. B for Barack Hussein Obama, no doubt!
Problem: She made the whole story up. The cops are pressing charges against her!
NOM NOM NOM — oh, it’s so delicious!
In other election news, Apple opposes Proposition 8.
Because the haters only use Dells.
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Oh dang- they blingeed her picture on Wonkette!