I Am Buying This Wedding Chapel Off The Internet
It’s true — you can buy your very own wedding chapel on Amazon.com. I spotted this on one of the best pages on the Internet: The Amazon Oddities Page, crammed with all the weirdest goddamn stuff that Amazon sells.
Apparently all these items are marked with the “Oddities” tag, and all of them seem to very much deserve it.
Hey friends, did you know you can buy a mounted deer butt? Here is your uranium ore for $29.95. Finally, you can knit with dog hair. Also, real wolf urine in the 32 oz. family size. And this is all just from the first page.
Human beings are a very, very interesting species of animal. Here is my favorite stuff (Christmas is just around the corner!): Taco Christmas Ornaments. Ferret Antlers (Again, Xmas!). Pokemon Perfume. Huge Satanic Goat Head (XMAS!).
My Work in Print
Year Zero
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Cowboy Versus Samurai
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