I would enter the person’s office, introduce myself. “Thank you, [Name] for coming in. I have some information regarding your organization that I want to tell you in person.”

Hey there, gentle reader. A good friend of mine has a wedding coming up, and she asked me to say a few things about love. I have one minute to speak, which should be just enough time to cover everything I know about love.
I have been in love exactly one [...]

I liked it. It was a strange coincidence because I had just been looking at houses with the intent to buy.
One of the houses was slowly burning down; another one was slowly filling with water. A third was slowly being kicked to pieces by tiny unicorns.

I decided to go [...]

It’s true — you can buy your very own wedding chapel on Amazon.com. I spotted this on one of the best pages on the Internet: The Amazon Oddities Page, crammed with all the weirdest goddamn stuff that Amazon sells.
Apparently all these items are marked with the “Oddities” tag, and all [...]

I keep thinking that it’s an hour away from LA. But it apparently isn’t. Which is good for me because I really like driving — taking that toll road between the 405 and I-5 (hwy 73?) is a surreal experience when you’re the only car for a mile in either direction. [...]